D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
Of course it is.
ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPE
IN THE 1940’S PORTLAND WAS PUTTING IN LAMPPOSTS AND FOR WHATEVER GOD DAMN REASON THIS ONE NEVER GOT FILLED.
IN 1946, DICK FAGAN, AN AMERICAN IRISHMAN WHO WROTE FOR THE OREGON JOURNAL, GOT BLOODY FUCKING BORED AT HIS JOB AND WOULD LOOK OUT HIS WINDOW ONTO THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR ROAD CONSTRUCTION HOLE. ONE DAY HE SAID “FUCK THIS” AND PLANTED SOME FLOWERS.
HE WROTE ABOUT THIS NEW FUCKING PARK AND SPOKE ABOUT HOW LEPRECHAUNS LIVED THERE AND SHIT. MOTHERFUCKING LEPRECHAUNS IN THE MIDDLE OF DOWNTOWN, WHAT THE SHIT.
HOLD ONTO TO THE EDGE OF YOUR SEATS BECAUSE THIS RIDE GETS EVEN BETTER. THIS PARK HOLDS A GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR BEING THE SMALLEST PARK WITH WITH INFORMATION SAYING “It was designated as a city park on 17 March 1948 at the behest of the city journalist Dick Fagan (USA) for snail races and as a colony for leprechauns”. MOTHER. FUCKING. SNAIL RACES. BITCHES.
IT’S EVEN BEEN PIMPED OUT OVER THE YEARS
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKS WE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS HERE
WE CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THE BEST PART IS THAT IT EVEN HAD OCCUPY PORTLAND PROTESTERS
SO I HOPE YOU FUCKING LEARNED SOMETHING TODAY ABOUT TINY ASS PARKS.
Women are sharing their comebacks to instances of everyday sexism
new spicy doritos locos tacos
Stopped at Webcomics Rampage long enough to pass out some art to my favorite webcomic artists. :) Handed them all personally except one, because I couldn’t find them.
Wish I had had money to buy things, but didn’t have any other choice since we only had $6 left after rent.
Pipos Doll Animation (by DollPaCa)
That was sadder than the opening bit in Pixar’s UP.
Everything about this was perfect. The animation could not be any better; the lack of actual words yet it still portrays rich emotion. In the beginning, it shows how a family can continue on. But as it goes, it shows that tragedy can still happen. Life is life.
There are tears rolling down my face, and the only thing I would criticize is that felt no closure in the end. When the screen went black it felt like my heart stopped because I didn’t want it to end.
He is catching snowflakes on his tongue. My horse, ladies and gentlemen.
#40. Do not have more than two redheaded characters or people will think you’re up to something. #66. Time your writing schedule to coincide with the different phases of the moon. #75. Write as if you’ve been possessed by a demon but like a nice demon. #79. Never kill a dog in your book. The dogs will know. #101. Write to displease whatever god you believe in. #102. Believe in monsters.
STOP, YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART
Raise your hand if you used to play with these things for hours and if you came across them again you would still play with them for hours.
I bought a big box of vintage wooden pattern blocks off ebay a few months ago. they’re pretty great
I bought a thing of these off amazon recently. They’re wonderful.
Fuuuuuuuck I need these. I also need therapy.
THESE WERE SO GREAT OMG
holy shit I forgot about these
where can i aquire these
Okay, so from what I’ve gathered there’s a person going around on MSPARP who at first glance seems fine and dandy, until you break character or slip up on your quirk. And then they say things which are downright awful, not to mention immensely offensive.
This isn’t the first time I’ve encountered this person (in fact this conversation is about the fourth or so), and it appears that they tend to rp as Jake, but on two other occasions they have been Rufioh and Eridan, so I’d be cautious when talking to either of those characters (NOTE: I don’t think that this person has any sort of prompt in the title, so if you find something such as humanstuck!Rufioh then it’s not likely to be them). I am not aware if this person goes on as any other characters, but do let me know if you encounter them under a different character. I also do not know if they use Charat either.
However, people like this are ruining the experience of MSPARP, and now I feel really anxious when rping with any of the aforementioned characters, since I do not know if it’ll be them.
Another importing thing is this: DO NOT REPLY TO THEM. If they say something offensive, and you make it known you take offence to it then they WILL continue to barrage you with even worse messages. The best thing to do is to immediately disconnect.
Also, if you encounter this person, please let others know, so that they can have a safe, fun, and enjoyable MSPARP experience without having to deal with upsetting things like this. And hopefully, people like this will get the message that what they’re doing is wrong and can do serious harm to people.
So just be careful out there if you’re using MSPARP, and don’t let these people get to you.