Hey, Zuko here. Wait, I mean Taryn/Mokia. Shit, I always do that.
| boy: | I'm having a penis transplant tomorrow |
|---|---|
| girlfriend: | I know |
| boy wakes up and only mum is there | |
| boy: | where's my girlfriend |
| mum: | who do you think gave you the penis |
| boy: | what |
How did I get this reputation as a dropper? I’m anything but a dropper.
Oh god, the bottom left one makes me crack up so hard.
(via scaragh)
Proud to live in a country where moms get a day and sharks get a week.
(via jessiphia)
